The exact origins of Strange Wanda are unknown. Some
say he was raised by badgers in the Romanian wilderness. Others say he was a genetic
experiment to develop a bass player with perfect rhythm gone horribly wrong.
He first appeared in an orphanage in Denmark in 1987, hairless, with completely
pale white skin except for a birthmark with a striking resemblance to Little
Richard's face in profile. He escaped from the orphanage in 1993, and roamed
across the steppes of Eurasia, before he arrived at a remote, Tibetan temple
high in the Himalayas. It is here that he learned the ancient art of silence,
meditation, and the bass guitar, for the only music the monks had to listen to
was a cassette of Eddie Murphy and Rick James' 1985 hit "Party All The Time."